Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Holy SHIT!!

OMggggggggg.....WTH men...holidays are Soooo damn boring...Im going to decompose into a piece of elephant shit...geesh..lol..anyway,there werent any interesting event so far that's why i dint blog Well as for today, I went to OU for futsal with the usual djians (Justin Loh,Chan,CF,YJ,YL and etc) plus the DUians too..it was fun walaupun my team dint win..bunch of jokers..play shit meh..laugh more than play..after futsal,we went to Arena to makan...we had teppanyaki...oh yar, we dint order drinks there but instead we bought our drinks from GIant because according to Justin Chan ,it's way cheaper..haha RM0.99..haha geesh..thats soo J.Chan..haha cheap boih...lol..after lunch, me and Justin Loh met up with Violet,Amanda and Hsien Lee for prom meeting...We have to try to get every outlet's name card...so me,Justin Loh and Hsien Lee went to the old wing and start our journey..hahaha...

Here are some stupid conversations we had with the shopkeepers :

1) Brian : Morning, can i have your outlet's name card?

Shopkeeper : What's the problem?

Brian : Our school is having a prom nite and we are just collecting contacts for sponsorship.

Shopkeeper : Are you going to call us if we give u the name card?

Brian : Maybe.

Shopkeeper : Oh,sorry...we dont have name card.

Brian : Oh,alrite..thank you.

*walked out of the shop*

Brian&Hsien Lee : ASSHOLE,DUMBSHIT,FAGGOT,Elephant ShiT! Woman...

2) Hsien Lee : Excuse me,can i have your outlet's name card?

Shopkeeper : Oh alrite,but why do u nid it for?

Hsien Lee : Our skewl will be having a prom night and we need contacts for sponsorships.

Shopkeeper : Sponsorship?..I've never heard of such thing before. Here's the name card anyway.

Hsien Lee : Thank you. *U stupid dumb woman *

3) Brian : Morning,do you mind if i have your outlet's name card?

Shopkeeper : For what?

Brian : We would like to collect contacts for further referrence for our sponsorship of our prom night.

shopkeeper : Hang on..i call my BOSS first...*On the phone with her boss*
sorry,u have to call my boss in the Headquarter in Singapore

Brian : Oh alrite,it's okay then thanks. *God damn it,i just want your name card!*

4) Hsien Lee : Hello,can i have your outlet's calling card?

Shopkeeper : U want prepaid or postpaid?

Hsien Lee : HUH?...err..i want your outlet's calling card..as in your contact card.

Shopkeeper : If u want hotlink u can go opposite there and buy.

Hsien Lee : *okayyy..u dumb nut!* Oh,alrite,thanks thanks...

( IT WAS A CLOTHES SHOP BY THE WAY)...stupid dude.

Haha,see....MOST of them can understand SIMPLE english..how sad is that?....I pity them.... Donno wanna laugh or cry..haha...haihs...lol...

Neway,super sleepy already..Gudnite ppl..

-Brian-

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